I should totally

shave my head

grow a beard like the guy at the whole foods body store on 25th

get a big ol' dangly earring

and a barbed wire tattoo.

and then i'd come over and we'd watch the simpsons

after a while we'd go to the deli and buy a sixer

lie to the lady there for no reason

come home, put on some music, crack open our beers

and then we'd sit back and laugh and try to figure out where it all went right