Dry hole, Wet hole PROFIT either way!

Not many of you read the site on Fridays. So I ain't gonna give you much to read.

I like the new Michael Jordan ad, I admit it. Very well done. Beautifully shot, meticulously reenacted. You can easily recognize every move as one of Mike's. My only complaint is that in the reenactment of the famous "I can't help it" game against Portland, the kids in the crowd take a little too long to stand up after he hits the shot. Get on it, continuity department.

We do have a new edition of High Socks and Short Shorts for you.

For ten points, what system did my freshman year dorm roommate institute to let me know that he was busy a-chick-bangin' and I should come back to the room later?