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I don't have much in the way of energy, time, or ideas right now, so we'll keep it to some quick housekeeping.
I did 12 loads of laundry on Sunday. That's at least 7 more than you did. Help youself to 12 workin'-hands genius points if you can honestly tell me you did more than 5 loads on Sunday.
RIP Don Knotts. Hopefully Mr. Furley is out there somewhere with a big smile on his face, finally scoring with some chicks.
(segue)
As for roommatechickbangdat, the answer we were looking for was, "He hung women's panties on the doorknob." DK was close but no cigar. Now I know you probably have a bunch of questions, and come to think of it so do I. I will fill you in as best as I can.
1) He informed me of this system within the first few days of my arrival on campus.
2) I can only actually remember him using the panty system once, after that if the door was locked I would generally assume he was banging somebody. And I was usually right. I once showed up late to an intramural basketball game because my stuff was in the room and he was mid-bang.
3) I can only imagine the awkward moment when he and his lady were about to get down and he had to say, "Hang on a second...and do me a favor, give me your panties." Talk about a moodkiller. Maybe he paraded over to the door with the panties hanging out of his mouth, like a hunting dog retrieving a felled duck, to maintain the erotic tension. Maybe he just had one pair of women's panties that he kept on hand specifically for this purpose. I really don't know. I would estimate that he had sex with about six women in the ten months we lived together. Not a record-breaking pace, but enough to impress the hell out of pathetic little me.
If you have any further questions, feel free to ask and I will try to answer them.
As for soultraindat (yesterday's quiz, below), no right answers so far so we will let you guess for another day.
I think I have caught something. I recently noticed that I have developed a wispy moustache and a deadly three point shooting stroke. What illness might I have? (10 points)
I am going over to BJL's place on Wednesday to take a last crack at my old hard drive. Maybe we can make it breathe again. It reminds me once again that I am thankful to have a slew of friends all living nearby. When they get rich and move to the suburbs I will be sad.
We do have a new list for you today. If you aren't familiar with Billy Packer's work, he is CBS's sanctimonious, unbearable NCAA basketball commentator and he's been hammering our eardrums with his negativity for about 35 years now. He ruins the game with his incessant harping about lost fundamentals and too much showboating and poor shot selection, etc. He once called Allen Iverson a "tough monkey."
I dunno about you, but I can't wait for the Winter Olympics to start.
I did 12 loads of laundry on Sunday. That's at least 7 more than you did. Help youself to 12 workin'-hands genius points if you can honestly tell me you did more than 5 loads on Sunday.
RIP Don Knotts. Hopefully Mr. Furley is out there somewhere with a big smile on his face, finally scoring with some chicks.
(segue)
As for roommatechickbangdat, the answer we were looking for was, "He hung women's panties on the doorknob." DK was close but no cigar. Now I know you probably have a bunch of questions, and come to think of it so do I. I will fill you in as best as I can.
1) He informed me of this system within the first few days of my arrival on campus.
2) I can only actually remember him using the panty system once, after that if the door was locked I would generally assume he was banging somebody. And I was usually right. I once showed up late to an intramural basketball game because my stuff was in the room and he was mid-bang.
3) I can only imagine the awkward moment when he and his lady were about to get down and he had to say, "Hang on a second...and do me a favor, give me your panties." Talk about a moodkiller. Maybe he paraded over to the door with the panties hanging out of his mouth, like a hunting dog retrieving a felled duck, to maintain the erotic tension. Maybe he just had one pair of women's panties that he kept on hand specifically for this purpose. I really don't know. I would estimate that he had sex with about six women in the ten months we lived together. Not a record-breaking pace, but enough to impress the hell out of pathetic little me.
If you have any further questions, feel free to ask and I will try to answer them.
As for soultraindat (yesterday's quiz, below), no right answers so far so we will let you guess for another day.
I think I have caught something. I recently noticed that I have developed a wispy moustache and a deadly three point shooting stroke. What illness might I have? (10 points)
I am going over to BJL's place on Wednesday to take a last crack at my old hard drive. Maybe we can make it breathe again. It reminds me once again that I am thankful to have a slew of friends all living nearby. When they get rich and move to the suburbs I will be sad.
We do have a new list for you today. If you aren't familiar with Billy Packer's work, he is CBS's sanctimonious, unbearable NCAA basketball commentator and he's been hammering our eardrums with his negativity for about 35 years now. He ruins the game with his incessant harping about lost fundamentals and too much showboating and poor shot selection, etc. He once called Allen Iverson a "tough monkey."
I dunno about you, but I can't wait for the Winter Olympics to start.
posted by hans q. bungle at 00:07
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