not much today
What is more likely to happen in the next twelve months:
a) I will steal a car
or
b) I will see "Stomp"?
I don't read the NY Post, but that doesn't mean I can't walk by the newsstand and admire their continuing excellence in the headline department. Yesterday's front page(!) story on Randy Johnson's love child was accompanied by the simple phrase "Little Unit." Nice.
After further thought, I retract my desire to have more geeky stat losers announcing baseball games, I hate them as much as I hate the idiotic ex-players. Again I ask, why not a smart, open-minded ex-player or two? Jim Bouton may be available. How much fun would he be during Yankee games, especially if he kept it real with some old womanizin', drinkin', and greenie-poppin' stories? Btw, Bouton argues that greenies are not comparable to steroids because they weren't used to enhance performance, but merely to recover from drinking binges, to restore performance. I like it.
My stress level is at a 39.25 (on a scale of 43.79) right now. I need a couple of breaks to go my way.
Weirdly, the day after I restored my iPod and spent a few hours catching up with the Replacements, a photo appeared and then disappeared on the internets that showed the remaining members (minus Slim) possibly recording together. Stay tuned if you like depressing reunion tours.
Why are we here? Five points for each decent answer.
a) I will steal a car
or
b) I will see "Stomp"?
I don't read the NY Post, but that doesn't mean I can't walk by the newsstand and admire their continuing excellence in the headline department. Yesterday's front page(!) story on Randy Johnson's love child was accompanied by the simple phrase "Little Unit." Nice.
After further thought, I retract my desire to have more geeky stat losers announcing baseball games, I hate them as much as I hate the idiotic ex-players. Again I ask, why not a smart, open-minded ex-player or two? Jim Bouton may be available. How much fun would he be during Yankee games, especially if he kept it real with some old womanizin', drinkin', and greenie-poppin' stories? Btw, Bouton argues that greenies are not comparable to steroids because they weren't used to enhance performance, but merely to recover from drinking binges, to restore performance. I like it.
My stress level is at a 39.25 (on a scale of 43.79) right now. I need a couple of breaks to go my way.
Weirdly, the day after I restored my iPod and spent a few hours catching up with the Replacements, a photo appeared and then disappeared on the internets that showed the remaining members (minus Slim) possibly recording together. Stay tuned if you like depressing reunion tours.
Why are we here? Five points for each decent answer.
posted by hans q. bungle at 02:11
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