walken the walk

I read once that one of the secrets to Christopher Walken's bizarre word and syllable accentuation is that when he receives his script for a particular project the first thing he does is cross out all the punctuation so he has no guidelines to start from and he just stresses the words he wants to stress well that might work for Christopher Walken but I bet it would be pretty annoying in a blog post I thought to myself but what the hell I figured my blog is free like the bad comedian in the park so if people don't like it they can always hit the next blog button on the top of the screen and be ferried off to somebody's spam site in Portuguese the rest of you stick around and I'll try to make this brief so you can at least pay me the courtesy of reading the post in Christopher Walken's voice well maybe not out loud but in your head you might notice that I am using apostrophes which I guess are punctuation but I think that's OK so I'm gonna go ahead and keep using them once again if you have a problem I direct you to the Portuguese spam site

Paragraphs seem to be important to some people so I'll give you a few of those to let you catch your breath this is the coolest development I've seen in a long time even though a lot of mac fans probably see it as the beginning of a long walk down a dark road to eventual extinction to which I say whatever you douches stop worrying and enjoy it

BJL sends along this fine photo that illustrates my point about the Russell Rejection Theory:

Sorry about that colon but it seemed appropriate that guy is going up with all the athleticism and force of a sedated Corey Haim wearing ankle weights no offense to Russell but I think the game has come a long way in the last 50 years

I've been meaning to catch up on the Knicks 101 updates but life moves quick and all of a sudden it's 2am and the birds of stuytown are singing their morning song and you're just getting around to posting your Bill Russell picture well I now have two games in the can ready to be viewed and reviewed hopefully I'll get to them within the next few days again if anyone else is interested in helping out with the Knicks 101 project it would be greatly appreciated by me and the rest of the human race really

Also need to finish that whole trayline thing I'm trying to figure out a strategy because most of the events in the next section come from third parties as I was out of my skull on the booze and don't even remember the parts I participated in some of which we may never know anyway and what kind of a story is that well we should have it all set for you this weekend sometime

Good answers on yesterday's who da man challenge although I'm still not sure exactly who da man at least I feel we're closer to figuring it out and that can't be anything but good

Today we'll keep it simple and offer twelve GP's to the person who can tell me what game show my pops Grandpa Bungle went on and won back in like 1956