so horny

While I'm fairly comfortable with the official, legally enforceable status of "We Built This City" as the worst song in the history of humanity, I am always on the lookout for potential challengers. On the flight back from Germany, Ma Bungle and I heard such a song.

I found a brief clip on the internet, so go ahead and judge for yourselves.

First marvel at the staggering lack of creativity, as exhibited by the fact that the backbone of the tune is a direct cut and paste of the Dandy Warhols' irresistibly catchy "Bohemian Like You," a song that itself has already been played to death in commercials, movies and primetime teenage soap operas.

Once you get over that, once you realize that it's the most unoriginal song since Puff Daddy's nauseating "I'll Be Missing You" back in 1997, take a listen to that hilarious chorus (at the end of the clip). Now that is funny.

I don't have much to say today. Oh, last week I quit my job after 12 and a half years. That's something. In the interest of self-preservation, once I start my new job I will never post one single character's worth of text about it. Not one. So it's nice to have a fresh start in that sense (among other senses).

I went out to The Bar for Happy Hour tonight and I was actually there for roughly an hour, and during that hour I was indeed extremely happy. How could they have known? I also noticed that I can still guzzle down the Bud bottles when necessary. It's just not usually necessary.

Thanks for the tree-mendous blog title suggestions. We are going to rotate through all of them, in no particular order. You should also note that cW is now within 1 RCH* of winning the championship and joining Joe Monkeyweb in the genius pantheon. Unless somebody can stop his ass.

In the late summer of 1990, MDilly and I buried a bottle of beer in a shallow grave on Bascom Hill in a sad, drunken homage to the Kevin Costner flick Fandango. For ten points, what brand of beer did we use, and for five more, what rather uninspired name did we bestow upon it? For a coffin, we used an empty snack food box. For five more points, what was the snack in question?

MDilly not eligible for these points, so his account will be credited with five points as consolation.

Also, if you haven't checked it already, this is pretty big news: our man dan has a fine new wikipedia-inspired blog going, and he has a new post up that you should hit.

* An industry term** for the smallest possible measurement, it stands for Red C*nt Hair I believe
** Not sure which industry