it gets easier when you die

You know what's cool about human beings? How we can adapt as our lives become more challenging. I mean, animals can do it a little bit, too. Like when a cat has babies they make the adjustment and start nursing the babies and stuff, whereas in the past they'd just chill all day licking their gennies and getting trapped on the high bookshelf. But if your cat had kittens and it was nursing them all day every day and then you told the cat that from here on out you'd like to see her pitch in a little more with the housework, she'd be all, "Are you fucking kidding me?"

But human beings man, we can spin a lot of plates at the same time.

The Bungles have a lot of plates spinning right now. But there's always time for a beer in a bag over by second base.
Enjoyable new softball recap from James and Pete is up complete with photos. Any discussion of game action is purely coincidental.

The Metrodome is a real monstrosity.

You guys are in a genius slump. Some definite points left on the board right now. We'll trudge ahead anyway. For four points each, name the cities I've been drunk (like completely out of my mind blind drunk) in.