no throwing things

Long time no blog.

Quick updates: after like 25 false attempts, my pop is out of the hospital. Doing better. Not great but better. Getting old is real bitch. Beats the shit out of the alternative, though.

Thanks for the positive vibes, I think they helped.

We had our office party last night. Pretty fun. Drank a few down. Saw my co-workers dance. Came home and made myself a grilled cheese sandwich.

Drank a Vitamin Water today and it made things more better. I used to hate that stuff, especially because it had sugar and I was all, this ain't so healthy why do they call it vitamin water when it's rotting my teef and killing me slowly. But now I'm like who cares it tastes good. Give me a nice big bottle and I'll make it disappear.

We are just past a tough stretch at work and so there has been some solid fucking off for the last two days. Hence this:

There is also a completely awesome test-your-punch boxing game set up in the office and I have been waling on that thing for the last two days to the point where my knuckles are raw and I think I may have dislocated my shoulder. But worth it. I have a personal best of 864, while the office record is 888 set by my buddy Andrew. I know a lot of dudes named Andrew.

I would welcome an Iverson-to-Minnesota move. I can't think of a better story or two more deserving dudes if they were to win a title. Garnett is my favorite player and I have a lot of respect for Iverson, even if I sort of question his net value to a team. The trade will probably happen but they will just win 44 games and lose in the first round or something. Or Iverson will miss the second half of the year with a wrist injury. Something will screw it up. Mostly they just won't be good enough.

Also, the NBA's new game ball is really bothering me. I am watching highlights and the ball just reacts completely weird when it hits the rim/backboard. It just dies. It's a joke. It will be a one-year experiment. I still don't understand it. Boneheads.

Freeworkdat answers: Smoker gets 10 points for guessing that RoverTV shit, well the hell done. And Sponsor gets 10 for the ice scraper answer. PB, I have one waiting for you if you want it. There was a lot of other shit but I think it's best not to mention it.

Fuck. I just remembered I have to go to the dentist tomorrow. Not even sure what time. FUCK.

10 points to whoever can tell me what time my dentist appointment is.