suitable replacements

15 bad things I wish I didn't like so much and 15 more enriching/less harmful alternatives that I wish I liked:

1. Cheetos/Broccoli
2. Old NBA Games from 1988/Old Movies from 1948
3. Granny Porn/Classic Works of Literature
4. Coke/Diet Coke
5. You/Me
6. Procrastination and Ensuing Panic/Industriousness and Organization
7. Morning Sleep/Evening Sleep
8. Calling my Johnson "Your Next American Idol"/Calling my Johnson "The Purple Phantom"
9. The Pass/The Run
10. Shitty Bars/Live Music
11. Immaturity/Maturity
12. Moustaches/Sideburns
13. Thinking About/Doing
14. Regret/Enthusiasm
15. Fisting/I'd probably still have to go with Fisting

2 GP's per pair for your own vice/replacement combos, maximum 10 pairs per person