Make yourself a sandwich, drink a glass of milk...do some fuckin' thing.

Every day you find the time to do the things you love the most (play hoops, have verbungle-bruising sexual relations with attractive strangers, drive with speed and efficiency in heavy traffic, whatever it might be) still brings you one day closer to death.

But every day you don't do those things -- that brings you TWO days closer.

And here's the kicker: every day you spend doing things you hate doing -- and this isn't just me talking, this is a documented scientific fact -- brings you THREE days closer.