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If your swiss cheese omelet had an extra-pleasant ooze this morning, if you found yourself high-fiving the mailman, if the boss's unreasonable demands rolled right of your shoulders, if your iPod kept shuffling to the perfect songs you'd all but forgotten about, if your balls swung a little more freely, you've got me to thank.
That's because July 2nd, 2007, marked the day when The Monthstache breathed its first hairy breaths. America's idea of sexy is about to get turned on its head. In fact, excuse my exuberance but I don't think the world will ever be the same.
I will get up Monday morning, I will do my usual combination of showering, toothbrushing, hairbrushing, etc. AND THEN I WILL SHAVE MY FACE. This is significant because it's the last time a razor will touch my upper lip in the month of July.
I think I will probably let everything grow for like a week and then trim it down to just the stache. I don't know yet. The future is wide open.
I have started a special blog to chart my progress. I am hoping Joe Monkeyweb joins me and posts daily updates there as well.
Each day's photo update may be a recreation of a famous moustachioed pose. Or it may just be identical little photo booth shots for continuity. Again, I simply don't know yet.
Suggestions for how to implement the monthstache page are welcome and will be rewarded with genius points where applicable.
Anyone who would like to join us please let me know in the comments or send me an eee-male to bungmeister at verbungle dott comm.
The reason I must shave today is that it's Baby Bungle's 2nd birthday. Damn, that was a quick two years. Sorta. Either way, no more horsing around for her. Time to start acting like a grown-up.
Un-ironic Moustache of the Day for 7/2/07: Anthony "Goose" Edwards, 1986:
That's because July 2nd, 2007, marked the day when The Monthstache breathed its first hairy breaths. America's idea of sexy is about to get turned on its head. In fact, excuse my exuberance but I don't think the world will ever be the same.
I will get up Monday morning, I will do my usual combination of showering, toothbrushing, hairbrushing, etc. AND THEN I WILL SHAVE MY FACE. This is significant because it's the last time a razor will touch my upper lip in the month of July.
I think I will probably let everything grow for like a week and then trim it down to just the stache. I don't know yet. The future is wide open.
I have started a special blog to chart my progress. I am hoping Joe Monkeyweb joins me and posts daily updates there as well.
Each day's photo update may be a recreation of a famous moustachioed pose. Or it may just be identical little photo booth shots for continuity. Again, I simply don't know yet.
Suggestions for how to implement the monthstache page are welcome and will be rewarded with genius points where applicable.
Anyone who would like to join us please let me know in the comments or send me an eee-male to bungmeister at verbungle dott comm.
The reason I must shave today is that it's Baby Bungle's 2nd birthday. Damn, that was a quick two years. Sorta. Either way, no more horsing around for her. Time to start acting like a grown-up.
Un-ironic Moustache of the Day for 7/2/07: Anthony "Goose" Edwards, 1986:
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