101 ways to rock my ballz

Contrary to the 100% real pic above (thanks crsmal), I didn't get my iPhone yet. Just a slight delay, hopefully. Especially because my current phone died a violent death today -- it was in my pocket and I got completely drenched on my way to work (happy birthday!) and I guess the poor thing got too wet and finally fizzled out.

I did get a $100 gift certificate for iTunes, though. So I enlist you, smart bastards and bastardettes with great taste, to list for me 101 songs that I should download. Just start typing them up in the comments section with a number before each one. List as many as you like. When we get to 101 I'll pull my peter out and do a dance (in private). I don't care if they're from totally obscure artists or if they're Billy Ray Cyrus B-Sides (although I am always excited to find a new band that I might love, so if ya got one, recommend a representative tune). Thanks for your help.

If we get to 25 songs, I'll be happy.

Mike Mussina is one of the worst pitchers in the major leagues and I hate and fear the LAA.