HERE-ATUS

Yeah.

IT'S HERE.

First mission was a Friday night work bowling outing. I threw out my back last week and it doesn't seem to be getting any better but I bowled anyway. Because that's what bowlers do; they bowl.

Hopefully the back gets better because there's lots of HIATUSing to do. Lefthanded. Righthanded. Blindfolded. Pants-free. Rain, shine, your momma's house and back. I'ma do it allz.

Still not sure what that will mean, but here are a few things I'd like to achieve, time allowing:

getting new deluxe tutsi fruitsi iPhone (done! -- review to come)
high-fiving (done)
dunking
drinking iced coffee like it's about to become illegal
getting bike out of storage and cleaning it up (again)
losing weight and burying it in the desert somewhere
going to Chicago?
playing lots of basketball
going to the beach
drinking a daytime beer or two
stressing about shit that got messed up at work
seeing two movies
attending at least 2 professional baseball games
sleeping in like 8 times
picking up my police shield
seeing pals in L.A.
seeing pals in SF?
throwing a ball as hard as I can
eliminating my strange back pain

I have also ruled a few things out. Here is what I will NOT be doing:

flash-mobbin'
making a citizen's arrest
frontin'
drag racing
heroin
eating goose
going out for the field hockey team
hopping turnstiles
getting in a fistfight with a chimpanzee
spearfishing
undergoing more than one sex change operation
divorcing billy joel
listening to billy joel
forearm bashing

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