laundry list

Had to throw in a soaking wet load of basketball laundry at 2am because it was stinking up the house, so you get a post. You sly dog.

So I present you with a (laundry) list:

Conditions That You Can Cite for Calling In Sick (if you have recently come into a large sum of money)

Way Behind on My DVR'd shows
Buyer's Remorse
General Listlessness
Still-contagious Case of Suck It, Bossman
Just Not Feelin' It
The Fever for the Flavor of a Pringle
Bad Case of Loving You
Christ, Have You Seen What a Beautiful Day It Is Out There?-itis
"Working from Home" -- If You Know What I Mean
The Sniffles
I Deserve A Break Today
Re-evaluating the Whole Job Thing
Spent from Fuckin' All Night
Drunk Again
A Wee Bit Snoozy

Alright, too tired to continue or improve this. Dig in anyway. Good Night.