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10/20/2005
2/7/04:
D. Lee's all-time greatest college hoop stars (*post-Pat
Ewing era)..
1st team
Chris Jackson (Islam killed career)
Carmelo Anthony
Tim Duncan
Danny Manning
Larry Johnson
2nd team
Allen Iverson
Reggie Williams
David Robinson
Christian Laettner
Sean Elliott
3rd team
Jason Williams (duke)
Steve Francis
Pervis Ellison
Glenn Robinson
Grant Hill
*honorable mention:
Gary Payton, Eric Murdock, Mateen Cleeves, Byron Houston, B.J. Tyler,
Derrick Coleman, Marc Macon, Antawn Jamison, Paul Pierce, Bobby Hurley,
Damon Stoudemire, and Mark Jackson.
I might add John Wallace ca. 1996 and Randolph Childress in there
somewhere...and what about Derrick Chievous, who pre-band-aided Nelly?
Ambrose adds:
Hersey Hawkins & Robert Werdann belong on the list somewhere.
maybe Rodney Monroe.
Len Bias, Rik Smits, Danny Ferry, Mark Macon, Billy Owens, Penny Hardaway,
Chris Webber (even with the boneheadedness), Shawn Bradley, Jamal Mashburn,
Shawn Respert, Dontae Jones, Vernon Maxwell...
12/24/03:
why the red sox are still the
red sox
I want to start off by admitting that I have always had a
soft spot for the Red Sox and their fans. I like their uniforms, I like
their ballpark (in theory), and I like the fact that you can always count on
them, in the end, to do their Red Sox things. As a Knicks fan, I can
understand a small percentage of their pain, and I respect their stubborn refusal
to give in.
But this year's edition has really begun to annoy me. It
started, I suppose, in the playoffs. Teams that adopt slogans are always to be
detested, and "Cowboy Up" was right up there with the most loathsome slogans
in sports history. Somewhere between "We Are Family" and "The
Greatest Show on Turf."
The shaved heads were pretty special, too. Never mind
that whenever a team resorts to this kind of fraternity nonsense, there are
always a couple of guys with the common sense to refuse to take part, thus
branding themselves "selfish" and ruining the whole idea. But who was the last team that shaved its
collective head and won a championship in a major sport? It's childish and
desperate, and it always ends up making the team look less unified than if
they say, just wore uniforms.
The over-the-top love affair between the Sox and their
fans, and even more so this year between the Sox and themselves, and the
Sox fans and themselves, reached what I thought would be its peak during the
ALCS with the Yanks. Never mind
that the Red Sox generally acted like dicks, it was the whole
Millar-Springsteen-Cowboy Up bullshit that I found most distasteful.
Perhaps part of me felt threatened in a way that I never had, as if our
younger brother had grown up and wasn't going to lie down and let us beat up
on him anymore, but to me there was something tangibly unlikable about this
Red Sox team. Luckily, with the inevitability of an episode of
"Gilligan's Island," the Sox found a way to combust when it mattered
most, going down in a sea of their fans' pointed fingers, discarded cowboy
hats, and general disbelief. It was rich.
Devastation and submission is what we expected from our
fallen enemy. Wound-licking, sports-radio second guessing, and the
gradual attention shift to football and the amazing Patriots. Instead we got
a calm, steely resolve. Little was fired, as he had to be. The
Red Sox started acting like the Yankees, aggressively pursuing any player
they thought might help them win. It was really quite impressive.
They were like a boxer, stumbling out of the hospital, both eyes
swollen shut, demanding a rematch. Maybe these Sox were different.
They managed to get Curt Schilling, after some
stories surfaced in which admitted internet geek Schilling
went nosing around in Red Sox chat rooms, trying to gauge if Boston was
worthy of his wonderfulness. How bad do you want me? was what he wanted to
know. He needs to be seen as the savior, after all. We want you so
bad, Curt, came the reply from the undeodorized, strat-o-matic playing,
live-with-moms on the other end. Not surprisingly, it worked. And the
press made Schilling out to be a real regular guy, a down-to-earth,
old-fashioned, team-first, cheap seats "Ballplayer." But Schilling is no
saint for 'accepting' the 39 million dollars he's owed for three years, and
he's not a saint because of the neurotic need to be wanted and loved he
showed by announcing his presence on the message boards. He's the same
douchebag who wore the "I survived watching Mitch pitch" shirt back in '93.
But he is also a great pitcher when healthy, perhaps the piece the Sox
needed to finally do it in 2004. This was disturbing news. It was followed
by the signing of Foulke, which put an answer next to another key question
mark, and suddenly the Boston Red Sox started to look like the favorite for
World Champs 2004.
But they weren't done. The Sox front office decided
to make a run at 'greatest off-season in rotisserie history' by pursuing a
deal that would land Alex Rodriguez and somehow manage to unload the
clinically insane Manny Ramirez in the process. Where would A-Rod
play, you ask, assuming that SS is reserved for Mr. Red Sox, Nomar
Garciaparra. You assume wrong, friend. Talk to any Red Sox fan
and they will confirm for you that the bloom of mutual love between Nomar and Boston has long since subsided into a grey and emotionless
tolerance for one another. What? How could this be? Well,
Nomar is from California, which really made it a doomed love, and he hasn't
agreed to spend the rest of his life in Boston. More than that, I suspect,
is the fact that Nomar slumped badly late last season, and the
understandably greedy Sox fans want to upgrade to the best player in
baseball. But they don't want to accept the guilt of dumping their old
fan favorite, so they have to convince themselves that Nomar really wants to
leave. Maybe he's never said it explicitly, but the fans know
it -- he's got one foot out the door -- he's abandoning us.
When a follow-up deal arose sending Nomar to Chicago for budding superstar
and seeming non-psychopath Magglio Ordonez, the stars were aligned in a way
that perhaps they hadn't been since 1918. And the fans were flocking
to Nomar's place to help him spackle up any nail-holes that might cost him
part of his security deposit.
And, like Mrs. Howell deciding how many bags to pack for
the flight back to civilization, the Red Sox and their fans started eagerly
counting unhatched chickens. Seemingly unaware of Gilligan's eternal
presence looming over everything, Kevin Millar went on ESPN and said they'd
be better off with A-Rod than with Manny and Nomar (never mind getting
Magglio, he thought they'd be better off with A-Rod alone than with their
two most productive players). He might have been right, but it wasn't
the brightest thing to say. The truth was, the fans were all saying
the same thing: Nomar's not one of us -- he doesn't even say, "No-mah."
But in the end they are fans; it's their job to be stupid. Millar's
job is to be quiet and hit baseballs. In the fun and euphoria of the
offseason bonanza of '03, he forgot that.
Then, like a hanging curve to Bucky Dent, everything fell
apart. Even though the Red Sox were so desperate in their quest that
they considered paying extra money to the Rangers to take Crazy Manny,
which is sort of like saying that the Rangers had underpaid for A-Rod at $250 million
(after all, he's the MVP!), the players' union said, "Screw this."
A-Rod wasn't getting that extra money; in fact he'd have to restructure his
deal in a way that the union thought was dangerous for the future earnings
of all players. This wasn't kosher. Undaunted, the Red Sox pressed on,
publicly lobbying for the union to allow the deal. And that's when the
"Red Sox Nation" stepped in. Thinking that they could show union
lawyer Gene Orza that this deal was what the fans really wanted, they showed
up en masse outside his office with picket signs and began calling his
cellphone each minute. We (the fans) got Schilling, they figured, now
we'll go get A-Rod. Maybe they thought he'd be amused, maybe they thought he
was the representative for the baseball fans union. Maybe they
just overestimated the softheartedness of your average union lawyer.
But it didn't work. And it made them look like idiots.
Now that the A. Rod deal is "dead" (is it really?), the
Sox should be left feeling good about their team -- after all, Nomar and
Manny weren't exactly the weak links on last year's squad. I think it
was right to go after A-Rod, but not in the circus-like way they went about
it. They put themselves out there so aggressively, they can't help
feeling a little bit like failures right now. Not to mention how
insulted Manny and Nomar must feel. Millar's comment in particular --
I saw Peter Gammons talking about Millar, saying he's a "good guy" and that
he's already hashed it out with Nomar. And announcers have always
loved "scrappy" guys like him, guys who don't shave every day and don't look
great in their uniform. "You need guys like that to win," they
always say. No, you need guys who smash the ball and stay out of
trouble, which Millar was able to do last year. If he hits .246, his
scruffiness will no longer be so endearing. He'll just be that stupid
guy who popped off and got Nomah all pissed. Note how diplomatic A-Rod
was throughout the whole thing -- and he was actually involved.
So the Red Sox have improved their team a great deal
since last season, but somehow their fans are left feeling empty as always.
They should be excited -- next year might actually be...the...year.
But the underdog charisma that they've always tried so hard to peddle is
gone now. They've spent like the Yankees, and maybe for the first
time, they'll be expected to win like the Yankees, especially with Nomar in
what might be his last year with the team. If it comes down to
the last inning of the last game, and you see Bob Denver swinging a bat in
the on-deck circle, we'll know that things haven't changed at all.
6/26/03: More from D. Lee's vault of heartbroken Knick fan misery:
TOP TEN REASONS TO HATE SCOTT LAYDEN (a copy of this was distributed to
the first 50 people to arrive at the NBA draft)
10) Besides last years draft day trade of BIG MAN "Nene" Hilario (*now
a Denver cornerstone) ..Layden never even worked-out Amare Stoudimire in
preparation for the draft! But who wants to rebuild in NY right? I'm sure
it'll take a long time for a these youngsters to make an impact. Oh wait,
I forgot ...they already did!!!
9) In cowardly fashion, Layden hides behind a FDNY cap thinking it will
prevent people from booing him (Hey Scott, why don't you wrap yourself in
the flag while you're at it!).
8) Layden actually tries to spin that we had a GOOD year last year!
Good point. Between the Frazier/Reed days and now ..it's a virtual toss
up. Let's retire Travis Knight's jersey right now and reminisce about "the
good old days".
7) Inexplicably, Layden signed W-spoon, Houston, Eisley, Anderson, etc.
to crippling long term contracts ..without bidding against anybody!! What
does it say when we have only one player under contract that teams
actually ASK about (K. Thomas). Also, Cheney has gotten TWO extensions
after the worst Knick years in recent memory. I haven't seen shit like
this since Enron ..great job Dolan. Who needs L. Brown, Carlisle, E.
Jordan, or Silas when you have a taskmaster like D. Chaney?? Imagine if
you had the kind of luck at work that these guys have?? Ah, I can see the
meeting with the boss now...
"Boyz, productivity is down. Work performance sucks. The company is
hemorrhaging money with no hope for the future ..I WANT TO GIVE YOU A
RAISE!" Yay!!!!
6) Layden is ever the spin-doctor. I love the fact that he acquired
CLEARLY damaged goods in A. McDyess and then claims SURPRISE when McDyess
got injured ..to the same knee!!! He even had the nerve to say the injury
was unrelated to the previous knee injury ..until McDyess injured the knee
--again!! Now all Layden talks about is the return of McDyess. Even
scarier is McDyess getting signed to a long-term contract as Layden plans.
There's nothing worse than pinning your hopes on a player who's always
injured. Ummm..Scott..can you say Grant Hill?
5) Layden has sent his No. 1 picks in deals for Erick Strickland,
Glen Rice , Luc Longley, Travis Knight and Antonio McDyess. Knight is the
only one still around who is both healthy and ready to begin the 2004
season (*he's set for a MONSTER year). People also forget how he once made
a strong play for Vin Baker (imagine if that one went through. Apparently,
there is a God). Scott has no clue to what makes a Knick fan tick. We love
rookies! Why do you think more die-hard fans pack the NBA draft than
actual Knick games?!
4) The amazing lack of contrition on Layden and Dolan's part. Besides
pricing die-hard Knick fans out of the ability to see games, not ONCE have
these morons admitted to making a mistake! The Knicks have one of the
highest payrolls and the worst future. These hypocrites keep talking of
the importance of putting the franchise first ..yet they constantly do
move geared toward "quick-fix"-solutions aimed at saving their jobs. I
haven't seen panic moves this blatant since Bianchi traded R. Strickland
for a 38 Mo Cheeks
3) THE WHITE OBSESSION: Is Layden a closet racist?? His obsession with
white players is surreal. Here were the top 5 players on the Layden wish
list. 1) Kaman 2) Podikzine 3)Heinrik 4)Lampe 5)Collison
His thinly veiled excuse is, "We want players with good fundamentals."
Umm..Scott..can you say Al Campanis??
2) THE UTAH OBSESSION: Former Utah Jazz players Eisley and S. Anderson
both were brought in at insanely overpriced long term contracts! How about
bringing in Utah's Mike Doleac ..even HE knew he sucked. Then we have
Layden's acquisition targets: K. Van Horn (Utah): Failed in NJ and Phil,
can't play D, signed to wildly over-priced long tern contract, buckles
under pressure -perfect fit for New York! S. Bradley (BYU): Do I even need
bother? Hellooo ..this is New York! We like our players tough with guts!
Like Oak, Starks, X-man, Mase, Spree, Artest ..oh wait, I forgot ---we
took WEIS!!! Arghhh!!
1) Yanks are to Mets ~as~ Nets are to Knicks
-D. Lee
Editor's Note: The Knicks took Mike Sweetney with
their first round pick, which left D. Lee feeling very happy. D. Lee
is officially behind the pick and is a big supporter of Sweetney, who he
thinks is gonna be a strong inside presence for the Knicks.
From
d.lee's NBA vault
Before the
Knicks decide to take loser-boy Chris Kaman (or Nick Collison) may I
present the fully compliled list of white, american-born, center
prospects selected in the NBA draft over the last 10 years..
Curtis Borchardt
Joel Pryzbilla
Chris Mihm
Cal Bowdler
Shawn Bradley
Jim McIIivaine
Eric Montross
Todd Fuller
Chris Anstey
Scot Pollard
Michael Doleac
Scott Haskin
Geert Hammink
Eric Chenowith
Bill Curley
Jason Jennings
Jake Voskul
Mark Pope
Greg Ostertag
Dan McClintock
Jason Collier
Evan Echmeyer
Jeff Foster
Bryant Reeves
Cherokee Parks
Loren Meyer
Greg Butler
Paul
Grant
Travis Knight
Isn't it amazing how thickheaded some GM's are? How stupid are the Knicks?
Let me count the ways..
Knicks selected: Butler, Chenowith, and the amazing Fred Weis
(*yes, he's French ...but sooo wonderously unforgettable).
Knicks acquired: The Fawlty Towers ..AKA Travis Knight & Mike
Doleac.
Knick future acquisitions: S. Bradley.
Knick future draft acquisition: Chris Kaman.
Stop the Utah carpet-baggers reign of racial terror! Stop Osama Bin Layden
before he strikes again!
PS: here are the not much better Foreign Born White Centers...
Serge Zwikker
Todd McCollouch
Bruno Sundov
Vladimir Stepania
George Zidek
Primoz Brezec
Dalibor Bagaric
Alek Redojevic
Frederick Weis
Radoslav Nesterovic
Ilgauskas --the lone wolf.
(*by the way, Brad Miller wasn't even drafted if you were
wondering. The one good white center to come out of the US in 10
years and they didn't even draft him. Shit, he only put up numbers at a
this tiny school called Purdue ...how could they have known? Tells you how
much most of these GM assholes actually know.)
-D. Lee
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nba
lottery thoughts from d.lee
The knicks are making me vomit.
recently, layden was talking about:
1. trading the pick
2. still pinning hopes on Mc Dyess coming back (yatch!!)
3. making a move for Van Horn!!! (Eisley, S.Anderson, Doleac --does NO-ONE
see his sick Utah fetish??!! Who's next --S. Bradley??)
what the fuck!!!
My analogy:
Yankees are to Mets ~as~ Nets are to Knicks
Anyway, the Knicks are actually in a position to take one of three players I
would love for NY:
1. M. Sweetney (this is also Polsky's dream)
2. J. Hayes = R. Jefferson clone
3. R. Gaines = A. Houston clone --we don't need him ..but he be nice
*I also hear good things about this 7 ft. Polish guy Lampe.
In typical Knick fashion, our team is drooling over the only three lottery
guys i think could end up being pieces of shit..
1. C.Kaman: Hmmmm ..tall, white, mid-late lottery center. These guys always
pan out great ....YATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Luckily, he'll probably be gone by the
time we pick.)
2. Sofoklis Schortsanitis: Listed 6'10 rumored 6' 8". Averaged a whopping 3
points a year and a half ago. Nicknamed "Baby Shaq" rumored to have a
problem with baby fat. My Big Fat Greek Lottery looms in the future.
3. Anderson Varejão: Some Brazillian kid. Scouts went to see him play in the
Euro championships ..he scored 1 point. Said Layden afterward, "I like this
kid, reminds me of a young Fred Wies."
Death to Layden!
Jihad!!
Dlee
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d.
lee's nba top 25
5/21/03
1. TD
2. Shaq
3. T-mac
4. Kb
5. KG
6. Dirk
7. Kidd
8. AI
9. Cwebb
10. Paul
11. Francis
12. GP
13. B. Wallace
(*honorable mention: M. Madsen)
TOP FIVE TO WATCH
1. Yao
2. Stud-amare
3. Curry
4. Ginobili
5. Nene Hilario
(*oh yeah ..this LeBron kid is supposed to be okay too.) |
14. J. O'Neal
15. VC
16. Allen
17. Peja
18. R. Wallace
19. Walker
20. Baron
21. Nash
22. Brand
23. Gasol
24. Starbury
25. K-mart |
larry eustachy, schmuck
Your team just lost a tough Big 12 road game. You're too
scared to fly home with the team, even though you are paid a million dollars a
year to do a job that requires flying. You are also in a position where
you are expected to mentor young adults. You tell your young players to
have a good flight, and that you'll drive back from Missouri to Iowa tomorrow.
Now everybody's gone, and the night belongs to you. You head to an
undergraduate house party, and you go wild 'til 5am, at which point the
college kids show a protective instinct and pour you into a taxi. You wake
up, a 47 year-old man with a wife and two kids, and say to yourself, "Thank
goodness nobody took my picture at that party last night."
Please enjoy the pics as much as Larry the lover enjoyed the
night.
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Yo, I'm mad tired from that tough loss...maybe I'll just crack one Natural Light here by myself and chill.
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I see some ladies -- Larry still has game.
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Hey sweetheart, this is called boxing out.
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I am in the zone. Somebody give me the damn ball.
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You want some free adidas products, sugar? I have an extra key for my room at the Hampton Inn.
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I love college girls. I keep gettin' older. They say THE SAME AGE.
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I'm gonna show you kids how to make a pass out of a double team.
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Today's Trivia: Prior to this recent two-year "shadow of
himself" comeback, Michael Jordan had led the league in scoring every year he
had played enough games to qualify except for one season. Who was the only
other player to win an NBA scoring crown in a season in which Jordan was
eligible, prior to 2001-2002? No research allowed. Please email your
answer here.
4/29: Have you seen the new Nike commercial with Vince
Carter and Richard Jefferson? It's highly annoying. It is just the
two of them, in what looks like somebody's junior high school gym, taking turns
ripping huge dunks. At the end of the commercial, they look at the
backboard, where the rim has been torn almost completely down. They burst
out laughing at the destruction they have caused. Apparently,
multi-million dollar athletes coming into somebody's gym and tearing it apart is
funny. I really don't understand the point of the commercial. It's
not only offensive in that sense -- it's also shockingly lacking in any kind of
inspiration. How could this concept have been approved? And
shouldn't Vince Carter be a little ashamed to be pushing his image all over the
place, when he's been a shocking embarrassment as a player? I know the
injuries aren't his fault, but it just seems odd to see him busting these
tremendous dunks when he's barely been in the lineup these last couple of years,
on a team that desperately needs him.
4/17/03: NBA Playoff Predictions:
West:
Rd. 1
Lakers over T-Wolves 4-2
Spurs over Suns 4-1
Kings over Jazz 4-2
Mavericks over Blazers 4-2 |
East:
Rd. 1
Pistons over Magic 4-2
Sixers over Hornets 4-3
Pacers over Celtics 4-2
Nets over Bucks 4-2 |
Rd. 2
Spurs over Lakers 4-2
Kings over Mavs 4-2 |
Rd. 2
Sixers over Pistons 4-2
Pacers over Nets 4-2 |
Rd. 3
Kings over Spurs 4-3 |
Rd. 3
Pacers over Sixers 4-2 |
| Finals: Kings over Pacers 4-1 |
I am actually mildly excited about the NBA playoffs, mostly because stuff
like below happens. It's gonna be a tight playoffs -- it's just
too bad the two conferences have to play each other at the end of the whole
thing. Speaking of "The Dunk"...this is the best picture I could find
of the thing. Anybody got a better one? I guess it's been 10
years now since this moment, but it still stands out as one of the defining
events in the history of mankind.

How rare was it for Jordan to get
posterized?
As I was searching for a better scan
of the picture, I came across a few articles, one of which was an asshole
columnist (Sean Deveney of the Sporting News) responding to a reader asking where the Starks dunk
fits on the all-time dunk list. Here was the exchange:
Sean,
What do you think is the greatest in-game dunk
ever? Everybody talks about Michael Jordan and Dr. J, but they all forget
"The Dunk" that occurred in the 1993 playoffs vs. the Bulls, when John
Starks came flying in and made a beautiful lefthanded dunk over Horace Grant
and Jordan. Why is it that no one seems to mention that? Where would you
rate this dunk on your all-time list?
Stephen Codd
New York, N.Y.
***Stephen: I think no one mentions it
because a dunk is worth two points like any other shot, and the Knicks lost
the series, so it really did not matter much. If it was the dunk that sent
the Knicks to the Finals, I am sure you'd hear about it. But, in general,
people don't sit around and discuss meaningless eight-year-old dunks for
fun. So that's why you don't hear more about it. And I must have somehow
misplaced my dunk list. I think it is right next to my list of all-time
favorite Corey Haim movies.
Okay, how much do I want to punch this dimwit? I admit that it's sad that we (I) still think about this dunk 10 years later,
but then I think, "Are tremendous heroic acts any less heroic
if the war is eventually lost?" If I run across enemy lines to
rescue ten people, pull them across a river on my back, and send them home
to their families, and then our whole army is bombed to death the next day,
I am still a hero to somebody. The Knicks did win that game, and the
next time down the court after the dunk, a practically-foaming at the mouth
Starks poked the ball away from MJ and went racing after it, ending up in a
headlong dive and almost saving the ball in bounds after Jordan kind of
jogged after it. He made Jordan look vulnerable -- I swear there
was a look in MJ's eye that said, "This guy's crazy, I want nothing to do
with him." That look alone was worth something. And though the
Knicks never did win it, partly due to Starks choking in Game 7 in 1994, I
will always love that team, and that moment. There was like a 10
second period after it happened in which I just stood up and walked
around my apartment with my hands on my head silently muttering to myself in
disbelief (not unlike Thomas Hill). Great moments is sports remain
great moments, and if you can't appreciate them, what's the point of
watching? And why drag poor Corey Haim into this?
I am someone who believes a dunk can be worth more than two points.
The dunk is part of what makes basketball a beautiful game to watch, what
allows players to express themselves and showcase their abilities. How
can a basketball fan not care about dunks? Enough with this John
Wooden bullshit. Give me some goddamn dunks. A dunk at the exact right
moment can just crush a team, which is sort of what happened in that game in
1993. The Bulls saw that the Knicks meant business -- the dunk may
have been the most dramatic in NBA history up to that point (although I am
probably wrong about that)--it gave the Knicks a 2-0 lead in the series and
gave us temporary hope that the Bulls were beatable.
I admit that making lists of great dunks is dorky, but being dorky is
fun. So happy birthday to The Dunk. I'll still be celebrating
when you turn 21.
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Weekly Softball review
Beginning in mid-April, a bunch of men between the ages
of 21 and
45 gather on a downtown New York soccer field and play softball. I
could lie to you and say it's a beautifully played game, and a great chance
to bond with the fellas and escape from our problems. A chance to
build relationships, and a reminder of what sports are all about. The truth
is, nobody knows what in hell they're doing, and nobody ever goes out for a
communal beer after the game. The field is so small that hitting it
over the fence is an inning ending-out. About half of the innings end
this way. I'm usually a little drunk when I get there, and often
completely drunk by mid-game. I'm throwing the ball away, somebody's
running after it, somebody's yelling at somebody. It's a hell of a lot
of fun. Each week during the 2003 season, beginning in mid-April, I
will post a short review of that week's game in this
space. Additional commentary
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Compared to the Yankees payroll, everybody else is swingin' like Eddie
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2003 Yankee Stat Predictions:
| Clemens 14-8,
4.02 ERA, 155K Mussina 17-12, 3.87, 170K
Pettitte 16-10, 4.22, 139K
Wells 14-6, 3.87 122K
Weaver 13-12, 3.99, 129K
Karsay 68 G, 8-6, 3.55, 8 sv
Rivera 3-5, 2.23, 41 sv
Contreras 44 G, 7-4, 4.01, 3 sv
Hammond 66 G, 5-3, 2.99
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Giambi .328,
45HR, 144RBI, 111 R Jeter .330 18HR, 127R, 30 SB
Soriano .288, 33HR, 40SB, 126R, 90RBI
Williams .311, 22HR, 96RBI, 100 R
White .286, 16HR, 70RBI
Matsui .290, 39HR, 100RBI
Posada .260 28HR 90RBI
N. Johnson .286 19HR 59RBI
Zeile .244 9HR 39RBI
Mondesi .248 26HR 77RBI
Ventura .249 24 HR 80RBI

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rooting for the yankees is
like rooting for u.s. steel
As I make my stupid stat predictions, I can't help but feel totally
unenthusiastic about the Yankees. I have been able to suppress my
guilt over their ridiculous spending for the last 25 years, but the fact is
they have turned the roster around so much that I am not sure I really
identify with the team anymore. I guess I have been kidding myself and
pretending the playing field is level and that each consecutive division
title and each World Series win is some great triumph. The truth is that
their dominance is something like a bunch of 16 year-olds heading over to
the schoolyard and beating up on some 12 year-olds.
I once worked with a guy named Leon when I was doing food service at the
University of Wisconsin hospital in 1992. He hated sports and he used
to say, "It's so artificial. Why should I root for a bunch of rich
athletes who happen to play in my city? None of them are from here,
none of them will stay here after their contracts are up. Why should I
get emotionally involved with these mercenaries?" I guess the only
reason is that their games are televised more than the games of the
mercenaries in other cities. You watch enough games, you begin to know
the personalities of the players, you share in their triumphs and their
failures, and I guess it makes life a little more interesting. But
when a team treats its players like interchangeable parts, it takes a little
bit of the humanity out of it, and the team becomes a corporation.
Maybe I'll get excited when the postseason comes around, but the regular
season has really become a formality for these Yankees. It's like
Spring Training. And without O'Neill, Stanton, Tino, El Duque,
Cone, Mendoza, Knoblauch, Brosius and all those guys, it's hard to get emotionally
involved. It's like that mid-90s Knicks team. I got so wrapped
up in all the personalities, with all their faults, they really were a
second family to me. And I was certainly more interested in them than
in my actual family.
I still love Jeter and Bernie and Rivera and Pettitte and Posada.
And Torre. So I'll root for the Yankees, and I will probably watch
pieces of 100 games or so, but I can't say I'll really care. |
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Jay Won't? Bird, Jordan, Duncan. Ferry, O'Bannon, Simmons.
What do they all share? A large, kinda ugly piece of hardware that's
sitting on their mantle, or their mom's mantle, or maybe on a stack of
papers in their garage.
That's right, they're all
Wooden Award Winners,
college heroes who carried their schools through legendary NCAA battles, won the
hearts of cheerleaders, and used their accomplishments to vault into
the first round of the NBA Draft. But as those six examples show, being a
BMOC is not necessarily an indicator of a successful NBA career.
Usually, when someone tanks, there are some warning signs about their
pro potential -- look at Simmons, O'Bannon, and Shane Battier. These
guys didn't surprise that many people by failing to become all-stars. Even Ferry,
picked #2 in the draft in 1989, had some doubters (although it's still amazing
anyone thought he was good enough to go #2...and remember, after being drafted
by the Clippers, he then REFUSED TO REPORT! What a knucklehead.)

Is this man about to cry?
Then there is the case of last year's winner,
Jason
Williams. He wasn't Battier or Calbert Cheaney or Walter Berry.
I never talked to anyone who thought he would be less than a major stud at the next
level. My friend Danny, who is so the closest thing I know to an expert on projecting NBA
careers, couldn't wait to see him tear
apart the NBA. In college, he was one of the most entertaining and
dominant mini-guards I can remember, in the class of Allen Iverson at Georgetown
and Chris Jackson at LSU. Do you remember just how good Chris Jackson was
at LSU? As a freshman, it seemed like he was scoring 40 or 50 on a regular
basis. My college roommates and I would
check the weekly TV listings in the Sunday paper to see if there were any LSU
games on that week. Watching a little guy physically dominate a basketball
game is about as entertaining a way to spend a Tuesday night as I can think of.
Jason Williams was like that at Duke. As much as I hate Duke, and I
really, really hate Duke, he made their games fun to watch. I hate Coach
K, the "Cameron Crazies," the loose rims at their gym, their smug, prep-school,
"you're gonna be working for us someday" grins. But even as I rooted for
Jason Williams to lose every game I ever saw him play in college, I couldn't get
enough of his game. He was explosively quick with the ball, was creative
on the way to the hoop, was built like a football player, could elevate and dunk
with power, and was a deadly three point shooter.
So what happened? It's too early to call him a bust, but he has
certainly had a tough time adjusting to the NBA. Here are his numbers at
the All-Star break, followed by those of his much less heralded Duke teammate,
Carlos Boozer:
| Name |
Minutes/Game |
SPG |
BPG |
FG % |
FT% |
APG |
RPG |
PPG |
| Williams |
28.8 |
1.38 |
.2 |
.373 |
.570 |
5.3 |
2.9 |
9.2 |
| Boozer |
23.3 |
.69 |
.6 |
.542 |
.748 |
1.0 |
6.3 |
8.7 |
Now, I know point guard is a tough position to learn, and I know this should
only be his senior year, but those numbers are scary. And when I watch him
play, he looks clueless. His daring drives that were so successful in
college end up with him getting stripped and falling down. His risky style
is not panning out against bigger, quicker guys. And he just looks tiny
when he gets to the basket.
I hope he figures things out, but I can easily see him getting discouraged.
He has that Duke "I could break into tears at any minute" face. I mean,
I've seen him cry as many times as I've seen my wife cry. And she cries
every time she sees "Jerry Maguire." Those Dookies are just so sensitive.
Remember Chris Collins' pouting mug? Remember Thomas Hill's pathetic, hands behind the head, full-infant sob after Laettner hit the shot against Kentucky? I don't mind guys who are in touch
with their feelings, but that pose and him mouthing the words "Oh My God"
through buckets of tears was really unsettling (and completely hilarious).
Come to think of it, "Crying Thomas Hill" would have been a great Halloween
costume that year. Or maybe this year.
Williams changing his name also seems a bit strange. I mean, I can
understand him wanting to distance himself from the two douchebag Ja(y)son
Williamses, but it sort of had that "Jordan wearing #45" feeling about it.
Ever since he became Jay Williams, he started to suck. I guess it's worked
for some people (World B. Free comes to mind), but there are plenty of others whose
careers started to fall apart after a name change (Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf,
).
I hope things turn around for him, but what a shocking disappointment he's
been so far. At least his shoe deals still seem solid, which I
guess is the real barometer for an NBA player's success.
Most irritating Duke players of all time, based on my feelings for them at
the time they played at Duke (some of them I ceased hating after the fact):
1. Chris Collins 2. Christian Laettner 3. Marty Clark 4. "Wojo" 5. Brian
Davis 6. Bobby Hurley 7. Thomas Hill 8. Jeff Capel 9. Chris Duhon
10. Nick Horvath
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Top 30 NBA Players
3/7/03
1.
Shaquille O'Neal
2.
Kobe Bryant
3.
Tim Duncan
4.
Tracy McGrady
5.
Kevin Garnett
6.
Jason Kidd
7.
Dirk Nowitski
8.
Allen Iverson
9.
Chris Webber*
10.
Paul Pierce
11.
Steve Francis
12.
Gary Payton
13.
Vince Carter
14.
Jermaine O'Neal
15.
Rasheed Wallace
16.
Karl Malone
17.
Shawn Marion
18.
Peja Stojakovic
19.
Antoine Walker*
20.
Stephon Marbury
21.
Mike Bibby
22.
Elton Brand
23.
Ray Allen
24.
Michael Finley
25.
Jamal Mashburn
26.
Steve Nash
27.
Michael Jordan
28.
Baron Davis*
29.
Sam Cassell
30.
Jalen Rose
*
denotes bonehead

#31?
Granville is travelling tonight on a plane
I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain
Oh and I can see Granville waving goodbye
God it looks like Granville, must be the clouds in my eyes
They say Spain is pretty though I've never been
Well Granville says it's the best place that he's ever seen
Oh and he should know, he's been there enough
Lord I miss Granville, oh I miss him so much
Granville my brother you are older than me
Do you still feel the pain of the scars that won't heal
Your eyes have died but you see more than I
Granville you're a star in the face of the sky
Granville is travelling tonight on a plane
I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain
Oh and I can see Granville waving goodbye
God it looks like Granville, must be the clouds in my eyes
Oh God it looks like Granville, must be the clouds in my eyes
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