The Verbungle.Com Gatorade Project Part II:
1. Lemon Lime - 29.6 - Hans B.
2. 'Watermelon Ice' with 'Cool Blue' ice
cube infusion - 28.6 - Pete B.
3. Xtremo Mango Electrico - 25 - Pete B.
4. Cooler Orange - 24.872 - cW
5. Fierce Melon - 23.7 - Hans B
6. Orange - 23.5 - Hans B.
7. X-Factor Fruit Punch + Berry - 23.0 - Joe M.
8. Raspberry Lemonade - 22.9 - Hans B.
9. Frost Riptide Rush - 22.7564 - Pete B.
10. Fruit Punch - 21.3 - Hans B.
11. Lemonade - 21.1 - Hans B.
12. Extremo Citrico Vibrante - 19 - Hans
B.
13. Extremo Tropical Intenso - 14 - Hans B.
Please send in other flavors we may have missed.
Rules:
So our next right hand column-space-taker is going to be The
Verbungle.com Gatorade Project. Well, actually The Verbungle.com Gatorade
Project Part 2. The Verbungle.com Gatorade Project
Part 1 may have stalled in the early stages, but we stand by its
originality and long-term viability. And more importantly, we don't hold a
grudge against Gatorade and their fine line of beverages.
Here then is our idea for TVGP II: our staff will taste every
flavor of Gatorade and rank them from best to worst. Each flavor will receive a
rating somewhere from 0-30 based on taste and quenchosity. Note: none of these
reviews will be done from memory, we actually need to go out and taste each
flavor again with the project in mind**. When I say, "our staff" I am
referring to myself and any of you out there who'd like to participate. However,
if anybody gives me any attitude about my rankings, I may just decide to do the
whole thing alone.
Anyway, I got a little start this weekend. The greyed-out flavors
have not yet been sampled, and I have yet to find a comprehensive list of every
flavor offered, so the list may grow. Have a look over at the right.
PLEASE NOTE: If you would like to participate, we ask that you
send in a picture of yourself consuming the product you are reviewing (poorly
shot example), in the interest of authenticity.
We will link to this picture with your initials next to the review, so feel free
to have fun with it. Make it a shot of you riding a powerful steed as you knock
back a 20 oz. Fierce Grape. How about being bound and blindfolded while a hooker
pours a 32 oz. X-Factor Lemon-lime + Strawberry down your gullet? Also, we don't
want a whole written review, just a product name, the picture of you drinking
it, the score you are giving it, and ONE SENTENCE explaining this score. For
scoring guidelines, please refer to the reviews page.
We feel that this is a very important project. Let's not fuck it
up.