12 unimposing streetballers
updated 7/2/05
things that probably annoy billy packer
updated 2/27/05
Pete's 7 rejected names for porno movies
updated 11/21/05
benge's ten favorite hip-hop names
updated 8/28/05
10 famous men who may have been able to dunk
updated 7/12/05
benge's favorite mc's and the songs in which they rock the
freshest
updated 7/7/05
greatest channel j/channel 35 ads of all time
updated 5/12/05
unnecessary subway stops
updated 4/13/05
substantial, non-stereotyped roles for minority
actors on 'seinfeld'
updated 3/30/05
seemingly primitive shit that i am
surprised the human race is still dealing with
updated 2/9/05
subjects most thoroughly mined by lame
1980s comedians
updated 2/7/05
things i learned about later in
life than i should've, or never learned at all
updated 2/1/05
floors i've lived on
updated 1/31/05
cW's list of musicians with the widest
gulf between their early brilliance and current ass-suckitude
updated 1/28/05
dwarf depth chart Updated 1/17/05
Most entertaining Letterman Guests Updated 10/27/04
most irritating advertising
spokespeople of all time Updated 10/25/04
top ten dazed & confused
characters, in order Updated 9/17/04
men who are unlikely to be
vegetarians Updated 9/8/04
bagel depth chart Updated 8/29/04
things that i suck at or flat-out
can't do at all Updated 8/12/04
things that in the end turned out to be
bullshit updated 7/21/04
pete's list of eleven people who
should get on the first SpaceShipOne flight to mars and never come back
Updated 6/22/04
xavier's list of rappers shaq can safely dis*
Updated 6/17/04
chris w.'s list of band names
that could be a "before and after" puzzle on wheel of fortune
(half-real/half-fictional)
Updated 5/12/04
Ten rap lyrics that make b. new smile every time he
hears them
Updated 5/12/04
chris b's list of hypothetical hyphenated last names
Updated 5/6/04
Ten
True Things That Have Happened Recently At My Per Diem Job At An All News
Radio Station or Why Work Is For Jerks, from CHris W.
Updated 1/17/03people i no longer have time
for
Updated 1/10/03
Benge’s Top White Shadow Moments
Updated 12/17/03
Prostitutes to avoid
Updated 12/18/03
Rejected Titles for the 1980 ABC Series
"Tenspeed and Brown Shoe" UPDATED 12/07/03
things that should no longer excite me, but do
Updated 12/06/03
Dinny's list of the worst comedians of all time
Updated 10/31/03
great athlete names
necessary throwback jerseys
people
for whom my father instilled in me a lifelong distaste, the reasons for
which i don't recall and may not have understood at the time, but the wisdom
of which often becomes clear over time
rejected, but more accurate, titles for dr. seuss's book "oh, the places
you'll go!"
if all sports were televised at the exact same
time on different channels, this is the order I would watch them in:
medical conditions that are currently
unrecognized by the AMA
things only dickheads say
Updated 12/06/03
terrible human
beings
Updated 11/11/03
good
bad
most loathsome real world characters of all time
(judged on behavior during and after their particular season)
terrible trends that actually happened (or are
still happening)
interesting trends that have not yet
happened (to our knowledge)
fleeting moments in time that i miss dearly
available band names (as far as we know)
Updated 11/11/03
senders, subject lines of spam email i have recently received (please feel
free to submit your own)Updated 11/17/03
pete's list of scary scales, themselves ranked in order of scariness, which
rank
stuff that is potentially scary or dangerous, with an addendum suggesting
other scales that should be implemented:
things that make me sad for no particular reason
the most dated quotes from my high school
yearbook
Updated 10/13/03
moments
in my life that i wish had been videotaped
Updated 10/31/03
moments in my life that i am glad were not videotaped
Updated 10/31/03
Pete's list of terms that exist
only in the world of news Updated 11/11/03
tough clint lines from jpw Updated 11/11/03
