2. Curt Schilling

3. Ben Stiller's wife

4. Uma Thurman & Ethan Hawke

5. Bill Walton

6. Bill Walton's traveling buddy

7. That smug Gevalia coffee motherfucker

8. John Travolta

9. Kevin Spacey

10. Bob Costas

11. Dustin Hoffman

12. David Halberstam

13. Phil Mickelson

14. Jay Leno

15. Phil Jackson

16. Billy Packer

17. Avril Lavigne

18. Mike Lupica

19. Fred Durst

20. Kurt Loder

21. Mike Francesa

22. Phillip John Seymour C. Reilly Hoffman

23. The pushy old guy who sells baseball gloves at Paragon

24. Sterling & Kay

25. Jimmy Kimmel

26. Edward Burns

27. Jim Huber or whatever his name is, the sunny human interest story sports guy on CNN & TNT

28. Ashton Kutcher

29. Dennis Miller, most people named Dennis

30. Buck Showalter

31. Jonathan Silverman

32. Bill Romanowski

33. Imus

34. Whoever The Guy is who put "Reply" next to "Reply All"

35. John Cusack

36. Dick Cheney

37. Bill Maher

38. Gerald Posner