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Early Answers are in invisi-text(TM).  Highlight the area below the question to view.  The newest question will be on top, and the answer will be filled in once someone comes up with it. 

Absolutely no googling allowed, period.  Violators will have to live with themselves.

Please leave your answer in the "comments" section:

Lyrics Quizzes:

Leaderboard:

Chris W. - 20 Winner!
Nick S. - 16.5
Dan K. -
9
Kissel - 8
Joe M. - 7.5
Pete B. - 5
Benge - 4
Elizabeth B. - 4
Deion - 2.5
Mark S. - 2.5
Patti B. - 2
Hugh H. - 1


 


Many others tied with 1.

2/10/05: NEW!


I got a dalmation
 and I can still  get high
I can play the guitar
like a motherfucking riot
 


2/9/05: STILL UNSOLVED!


And this is no case of lust you see
It's not a matter of you versus me
It's fine the way you want to be on your own
But in the end it's always me alone
 


2/8/05:


 always expecting the worst
my mouth cracked open spit out a curse
well timed and well rehearsed
and that's no surprise
 


2/7/05: STILL UNSOLVED!


 A pile of records spread out
The covers still look good
Picture here a Peter Tosh's
Startin' down and a smokin' wood
 


2/3/05: STILL UNSOLVED!


San Francisco Bay, past pier thirty nine
Early p.m., can't remember what time
Got the waiting cab, stopped at the red light
Address, unsure of, but it turned out just right
 


2/2/05: STILL UNSOLVED!


Parody of yourself in color, giving it to everybody but your mother
You've got much to think about
Soaring higher with every treason. Never justify, never reason
You've got much to think about
 


2/1/05:


my mind was thugged, all laced and bugged, all twisted round and beat
uncomfortable three feet deep
now the fuzzy stare from not being there on a confusing morning week
impaired my tribal lunar-speak
 


1/31/05:


If the Mississippi should wash me away
Down to New Orleans
Maybe someday in my dreams
I'd wake feeling the sweat
From the gulf in my mouth
 


1/28/05:


I stayed in too long
But she was the perfect fit
And we dragged it out so long this time
Started to make each other sick
 


1/27/05:


In Chinatown/ hungover
You showed me/just what I could do
Talking about/time travel
And the meaning/and just what it was worth
 


1/25/05: STILL UNSOLVED!


And you can just make believe
When it comes down to makin love
I'll satisfy your every need
And every fantasy you think up
 


1/22/05: STILL UNSOLVED!


Take me to the place where you go
Where nobody knows if it's night or day
Please don't put your life in the hands
Of a Rock n Roll band
Who'll throw it all away
 


1/20/05:


I'm sorry that I doubted you
I was so unfair
You were in a car crash
And you lost your hair
 


1/19/05:


I get a constant busy signal
When I call you on the phone
I get a strong uneasy feeling
You're not sitting there alone
 


1/18/05:


Freddy's got spots from ripping off the stars from his face
Funky little boat race
Television man is crazy saying we're juvenile delinquent wrecks
Oh man I need TV when I got T Rex
 


1/17/05:


I’ve been drivin’ all night, my hand’s wet on the wheel
There’s a voice in my head that drives my heel
It’s my baby callin’, says: I need you here
And it’s a half past four and I’m shifting gear
 


1/16/05:


And for one desperate moment
There he crept back in her memory
God it's so painful when something that's so close
Is still so far out of reach
 


1/15/05:


Some people like to go out dancing
Other people they got to work
And there's always some evil mothers
I tell you life is just full of dirt


1/13/05:


I let the melody shine,
 let it cleanse my mind , I feel free now.
But the airwaves are clean
 and there's nobody singing to me now.


1/11/05:


There's a fog upon L.A.
And my friends have lost their way
We'll be over soon they said
Now they've lost themselves instead


1/9/05:


Disarm the settlers
The new drunk drivers
Have hoisted the flag
We are with you in your anger


1/7/05:


Flashing their badges just like the law of averages
No one likes 'em where they're from
And every star that hides on the back of the bus is just waiting
For his cover to be blown


1/5/05:


I think I know
Some things we never outgrow
You think it's wrong
I can tell you do
How can I explain
When you don't want me to?


12/30/04: STILL UNANSWERED!


oh the devil in me said go down to the shed
I know where I belong
but the only thing I ever really wanted to say
was wrong, was wrong, was wrong


12/28/04:


You can take all the tea in China
Put it in a big brown bag for me
Sail right around the seven oceans
Drop it straight into the deep blue sea


12/22/04: STILL UNANSWERED!


One laugh in the middle of a struggle,
A diamond at the bottom of a puddle.
Did you ever stare at the moon, 'till you saw double,
I hear you walk away from trouble


12/20/04: STILL UNANSWERED!


So I hooks a left on the 21 to Lewis
some brothas shootin dice so I said "let's do this"
I jumped out the ride, and said "what's up?"
some brothas pulled some gats so I said "i'm stuck"


12/18/04: STILL NEED SONG TITLE!


Now with their hands held high,
they reached out for the open skies
And in one last breath
 they built the roads they'd ride to their death


12/15/04:


And if I seem to be confused,
I didn't mean to be with you
And when you said I scared you, well,
I guess you scared me too


12/13/04:


I'm in the mood,
the rhythm is right,
Move to the music,
we can roll all night


12/10/04: STILL UNSOLVED!


there's emptiness behind their eyes
there's dust in all their hearts
they just want to steal us all
and take us all apart


12/8/04:


If the good times get you through
I know the dogs won't bother you
We'll be gone in moonshine time
I've got a place they'll never find


12/7/04:


and we tried so hard
and we looked so good
and we lived our lives in black
but something about you felt like pain


12/6/04:


Love is all around you
Love is knocking outside the door
Waitin' for you Is this love made just for two
Keep an open heart and you'll find love again


12/3/04: STILL NEED SONG TITLE!


I suppose I'm just too late
Form a line here
Think I'll die here
These people nauseate me


12/1/04:


Time and again I tell myself
I'll stay clean tonight
But the little green wheels are following me
Oh no, not again


11/30/04:


My cat is purring
And scratches my skin
So what is wrong
With another sin


11/25/04:


I'll tell you what I saw him
He was sittin' behind us down at the Pantages
And whatever it is that he's got up his sleeve
I hope it isn't contagious


11/23/04:


Fed the starving and housed the poor
Showed the vatican what gold's for
But he made too many enemies
Of the people who would keep us on our knees


11/22/04:


 I got my cat moves
That so upset them
Zippers and buttons
Fun to frustrate them


11/18/04: STILL UNSOLVED!


 Why can’t she see
she’s lovely to me
but I like to stay in and watch TV
on my own every now and then


11/17/04:


  Then I fumbled in my closet through my clothes
And found my cleanest dirty shirt
Then I washed my face and combed my hair
And stumbled down the stairs to meet the day


11/16/04:


 There's too many people you used to know
They see you coming, they see you go
They know your secrets and you know theirs
This town is crazy, nobody cares


11/15/04:


And if you turn back just to fuck me up
I'll cut you loose and watch you fall
It feels good just to bitch about it
Scratch that itch until it bleeds


11/12/04:


Drink down a lot of Basil Hayden
Get kicked out when I can't see straight
And what an island to be on
Under the neon


11/11/04:


And I don't know where I'm going
I just want to be left alone
Well, when this train ends I'll try again
But I'm leaving my woman at home

11/09/04:


I got heartaches in my pocket,
I got echoes in my head.
And all that I keep hearing,
Are the cruel, cruel things that you said

10/31/04:


While I lay my head upon my pillow,
Little girl, come play beneath my willow.
Though she's far from home,
She is free from harm,
And she need not fear.
She's by my side, and the sky is wide,
So let the sun shine bright

10/28/04:


I was so tired of being upset
Always wanting something I never could get
Life's an illusion love is a dream
But I don't know what it is

10/27/04:


Things are getting just too cozy for me
And I see people as they see me
Gonna break away and gain control
You free your mind, You free your soul

10/18/04:

I'm gonna go
This time I know
This city's got me feelin'
like a motherfucker




10/15/04:

I could live without so much
I can die without a clue
Sun keeps risin' in the west
I keep on wakin' fully confused


10/14/04:

Well my friends say that I decieve myself
And that I contradict myself
And I can't say if they're right
But I'm not ashamed
Oh I can take a challenge
And so I won't die





10/13/04:

she had hair like jeannie shrimpton
back in 1965
she had legs that never ended
i was halfway paralyzed




10/12/04:

guess who's living here
with the great undead
this paint-by-numbers life
is fucking with my head




10/08/04:

You can force it but it will stay stung
You can crush it as dry as a bone
You can walk it home straight from school
You can kiss it, you can break all the rules




10/06/04:

And when I cry for me I cry for you
With tears of holy joy
And did I ever say I'd never play
Or fly toward the sun


10/05/04:

There's people around who tell you that they know
The places where they send you, and it's easy to go
They'll zip you up and dress you down
Stand you in a row
But you know you don't have to
You can just say no




10/04/04:

He bought a second-hand Nova from a Cuban Chinese
And dyed his hair in the bathroom of a Texaco
With a pawnshop radio, quarter past four
He left for Waukegan at the slamming of the door



9/28/04:

The plaster's fallin' off the wall
My girlfriend's cryin' in the shower stall
It's hot as a bitch, I should've been rich
But I'm just diggin' a Chinese ditch



9/27/04:


I met Wanda when she was employed
 Behind the counter at the Route 60 Bob's Big Boy
 Fried Chicken on the front seat, she's sittin' in my lap
We're wipin' our fingers on a Texaco roadmap



9/24/04:

Oh one day when you're looking back
You were young and man you were sad
When you're young you get sad
When you're young you get sad then you get high


9/24/04:

Everybody's waitin' for the man
to come down from the tower
Every day is just like a vacation with you
 layin' right here now




9/23/04:

She said I've really come to hate my body
and all the things that it requires in this world
I bet you're out there getting drunk with all your friends
and it'll get you in the bathroom of a texaco



9/21/04:

One day I devised myself a plan
That should be the envy of most any man
I'd sneak it out of there in a lunchbox in my hand
Now gettin' caught meant gettin' fired
But I figured I'd have it all by the time I retired
I'd have me a car worth at least a hundred grand


9/16/04:

Never been a millionaire
and I tell you mama I don't care
Never gonna own a race-horse
or a fast back mid-engine Porsche


9/14/04:

Broken noses hung upon the wall
Back slapping drinkers cheer the heavyweight brawl
So punch drunk they don't understand at all

9/5/04:

You hurt the ones that I love best
and cover up the truth with lies
One day you'll be in the ditch,
flies buzzin' around your eyes,
blood on your saddle

9/1/04:

I was down on a frown
when the messenger
brought me a letter
I was raised by the praise
of a fan
who said I upset her


 

 

9/1/04:

As soon as I get my head around you
I come around catching sparks off you
I get an electric shock from you
This secondhand living just won't do


 

 

8/31/04:

Met myself a comin' county welfare line
I was feelin' strung out, Hung out on the line
Saw myself a goin', down to war in June
All I want, All I want is to write myself a tune

 

 

8/30/04:

There’s no need for argument
There’s no argument at all
And if you never hear from him
That just means he didn’t call

 

 

8/29/04:

It's like that, I'm like Nat
Leave me the hell alone
If you don't think I'm a brother
Then check the chromosomes

 

 

 

 

8/27/04:

Hey, check it all out
Baby I know what it’s all about
Before the night is through
You will see my point of view

 

Prince, "Baby I'm a Star," answered correctly by cDub.  Maybe this little answer space is irrelevant now.

 

 

8/20/04:

And if you'd 'a took to me like
A gull takes to the wind.
Well, I'd 'a jumped from my trees
And I'd a danced like the king of the eyesores
And the rest of our lives would 'a fared well
.

 

"New Slang" by the Shins, answered correctly by Vinny Donkeyweb.

 

 

8/18/04:

You’re trying to make your mark in society
You're using all the tricks that you used on me.
You’re reading all them high fashion magazines
The clothes you’re wearin’ girl are causing public scenes

 

"(I'm) Not (Your) Stepping (Stone)" by the Monkees (and others, as Encyclopedia Brown points out).  Written by Tommy Boyce/Bobby Hart, according to my googling ass.  I always liked this tune.

 

 

8/16/04:

Harmful elements in the air
symbols clashing everywhere
Reaps the fields of rice and reeds
while the population feeds

 

Siouxsie and the Banshees, "Hong Kong Garden," answered correctly by Erin J.  Excellent try by Dirk as well.

 

 

8/9/04:

Lived by an old woman,
She'd never sell me a lie
It's hard to sing with someone
Who won't sing with you
Give all of my mercy
Give all of my heart
Never thought that I'd miss you
That I'd miss you so much
 
 

Answer: The Jayhawks, "Blue," answered correctly by nobody. 

 

 

8/2/04:

There's more trouble at the depot,
With the general workers union
And you said, "They'll never change a thing.
Well, they won't fight and they're not working."
 

 
Faces, "Debris," answered correctly by a googling Dipak impersonator. 

 

 

7/29/04:

We were both hitchhikers but you had your ear tuned to the roar
of some metal-tempered engine on an alien, distant shore
So you left to find a better reason than the one we were living for
and it's not that nursery mouth I came back for
It's not the way you're stretched out on the floor
cause I've broken all your windows and I've rammed through all your doors
 
"For You," by Bruce Springsteen, answered correctly by an E-Streeter named Nils.

 

 

7/14/04:

 We'll sit for days
And talk about things
Important to us like whatever
We'll defuse bombs
Walk marathons
And take home whatever together
 
Grandaddy, "A.M. 180" answered correctly by nobody.

 

 

7/13/04:

 Hey, wake up, your eyes weren't open wide
For the last couple of miles
You've been swerving from side to side
You're gonna make me spill my beer
If you don't learn how to steer
 
Wilco, "Passenger Side," answered correctly by 1. Dan K and 2. Elizabeth B.  As Dan says, "Wilco before they got annoying."

 

 

7/10/04:

Wake up, wake up
Wake up and look around you
We're lost in space
And the time is our own
 
Steve Miller Band, "Seranade," answered correctly by Patti B.

 

 

7/9/04:

Unsealed
On a porch a letter sat
Then you said ’"I wanna leave it again"
Once I saw her on a beach of weathered sand
And on the sand I wanna leave it again
 
"Yellow Ledbetter," by Pearl Jam, answered correctly by the suddenly en fuego Elizabeth B.

 

 

7/8/04:

Whats it like to be in New York?
New York City imagine that
What's it like to be a skateboard punk rocker?
Leroy says send a picture, Leroy says hello
Leroy says keep on rocking girl
 
"Anchorage," by Michelle Shocked.  Answered correctly by Benge N. and Elizabeth B.  Benge had some harsh words for this song, even though he knows it.  I say it is a great song.

 

7/7/04:

We got gas and went on to get grub
It was a nice little pub in the middle of nowhere
Anywhere would have been better
I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em

 
"I left my wallet in El Segundo" by A Tribe Called Quest, answered correctly by 1. Benge & 2. Chris W.

 

7/4/04:

And me I just got tired of hangin' in them dusty arcades
 bangin' them pleasure machines
Chasin' the factory girls underneath the boardwalk
 where they promise to unsnap their jeans

 
Answer: "4th of July, Asbury Park (Sandy)," by Bruce Springsteen, answered correctly by Greg W.  A good patriot is he.

 

6/25/04:

I am not Jesus
Though I have the same initials
I am the man
Who stays at home and does the dishes

 
"Dishes" by Pulp, answered correctly by Jerry Cooney.  Nice job, Jerry.


 

6/24/04:

Tightened our belts
Abuse ourselves
Get in our way
 We'll put you on your shelf

 

Ratt, "Round and Round." Answered correctly by Mark S., who adds that he saw them live in '84. Somehow answered incorrectly by stumpjumper, despite the fact hat he referenced this song in his blog today.  He thought this was AC/DC, "For Those About to Rock."


 

6/23/04:

Your mama's yappin' in the back seat
Tell her to push over and move them big feet
Every Monday morning I gotta drive
Her down to the unemployment agency

 
"Sherry Darling" by Bruce Springsteen, answered correctly by "Da Boss."


 

6/18/04:

Hangin' Out Second Avenue
Eatin Chicken Vindaloo

I just want to be with you...

 
Answer: "I Just Wanna Have Something to Do," by the Ramones. Answered correctly by Chris (not sure which Chris).


 

4/15/03:

Think I'll spend eternity in the city
let the carbon and monoxide choke my thoughts away
and pretty bodies help dissolve the memories
but they can never be what she was to me

Answer: Hall and Oates, "She's Gone" - Chris T.


 

4/25/03:

Well, I asked a young policeman
If he'd only lock me up for the night
Well, I've had pigs in the farmyard,
Some of them, some of them, they're alright
 

Rolling Stones, Cocksucker Blues -- Nick S.

 

 

5/14/03:

We can never ever go too far
The pain we can't escape at least will wait
So let's go quickly, no we go slow
Let's go chasing dragons through the snow

Answer: "Skull" by Sebadoh, answered by Chris Google

 

5/15/03:

You said you slapped Roddy Piper
and didn't get a hassle
Promised your girl filet mignon
Took her to White Castle

"That's a Lie" by LL Cool J, answered by Chris (1) & Benjy (2)

5/18/03:

We drove 800 miles
 without seeing a cop
We got rock n' roll music
blastin' off the T-top

"Darlington County" by Bruce Springsteen, answered by Pete B.

 

5/23/03:

I'm not in love with television
I'm not in love with the radio
I'm not in love with the Kings Road
Because I'm in love with Cathy McGowan

Generation X, "Ready Steady Go" answered by nobody.

5/27/03:

People tell me it's a sin
To know and feel too much within.
I still believe she was my twin, but I lost the ring.
She was born in spring, but I was born too late

Simple Twist of Fate, by Bob Dylan, answered by Chris W.

7/15/03

Well I think I see another side
Maybe just another light that shines
And I look over now through the door
And I still belong to no one else

Mazzy Star, "Halah" answered correctly by nobody

7/29/03

I like the enchiladas
And the teriyaki too
I even like the chicken
 if the sauce is not too blue

ZZTop, "TV Dinners," answered correctly by Chris W.

 

8/11/03

I know where beauty lives
I've seen it once, I know the warm she gives
The light that you could never see
It shines inside, you can't take that from me

Madonna, "Live to Tell," answered correctly by Mark S., at no small cost to his masculinity.

10/9/03

I just want to see you at night
Don't come 'round my house in the day
I love it when we start up a fight
And I love it when the fight ends your way

Joan Armatrading, "(I Love It When You) Call Me Names"
Answered correctly by googling bastards.

11/18/03

Can't believe I used to be Mr Steve Austin on the mic
Six million ways I used to run it
I guess Oscar Goldman got mad
'Cause I got loose circuits (so loose, sigga-sigga so loose...)

De La Soul with Teenage Fanclub, "Fallin"

11/19/03

All my daydreams are disasters
She's the one I think I love
Rivers burn and then run backwards
For her, that's enough

"New Madrid" by Uncle Tupelo. Answered correctly by Pete B.
 

12/9/03

Someday when we're dreaming,
Deep in love, not a lot to say.
Then we will remember
The things we said today

Answer: "The Things We Said Today" by The Beatles, answered correctly by Jess B.

1/17/04
 

Brag about things you don't understand
A girl and a woman, a boy and a man
Everything is sexually vague
Now you're wondering to yourself
If you might be gay
 

Answer: "Sixteen Blue," by The Replacements, answered by Chris W.

2/23/04
 

Windows
 Close just like my eyelids
 As I'm sleeping
Lift the blinds up slowly
 Let the night in
 

"The Walkmen, "Blizzard of '96." Answered correctly by nobody.

2/23/04
 

Sneak through the night upon your toes,
To look in your eye, it never shows.
Your name up on the post office wall,
Put you on edge 'cause they wrote it too small

 

The Band, "Jawbone." Answered correctly by nobody.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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